About Greg Maldonado

Greg Maldonado was born inside the arctic circle amid the perpetually fog shrouded peaks of the Zokof Mountains. Greg's early years were spent traveling the world under a long list of assumed identities making contacts and winning converts to the cause of the revolution that is to come. By age 12 Greg spoke nine languages fluently, eight of which are known only by him. By age 15 Greg had mastered Drunken Monkey style Kung-Fu, and before 17 Greg made his first million by inventing communism.

At 17 years old Greg Maldonado settled down in Portland, Oregon for college. After an indeterminate number of years of the most expensive liberal arts education that money can buy Greg Maldonado emerged from his academic stupor and decided to become a juggler. Greg Maldonado learned at an amazing pace and quickly became known as an innovator in his field. Greg Maldonado began performing only one year later to rave reviews and hasn't stopped since. Greg Maldonado has graced two continents and nine countries with his performances, toured with bands, taught dozens of workshops, and once said hi to Jennifer Lopez.

Greg Maldonado is a Juggler's Messiah. Greg Maldonado can cut glass with his bare hands. Greg Maldonado is the only father you have ever known. Greg Maldonado has never told a lie. Greg Maldonado did not write this. Greg Maldonado.